Satruna

ameriqueen:

I don’t like looking people in the eyes while I walk around town because they might challenge me to a Pokemon battle and I just don’t have time for that.

(via luleo)

skyoflight:

liiteri:

acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression

still searching: ability to read fluff without contorting my face into a Picasso painting of feelings.

(via luleo)

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

(via vonlipwigs)

get-nerdy:

mewtoot:

garrettgregg:

mewtoot:

for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way

It’s not?…

no it means that someone sells drugs nearby

my life is a lie

(via luleo)

alphaidiot:

yummytomatoes:

Bitches ain’t shit and they ain’t saying nothing
A hundred mothafuckas can’t tell me nothing

help me i can’t breathe

(via madamepapercut)

sunjolras:

so like

if you ever want to unfollow me

for literally any reason

you can do that

i want you to have a nice dash

i want you to have the freedom to create the space here that you want to have

if you don’t want to unfollow, but want something tagged, just send an ask

i have anon on for a reason 

that’s all sweet honeychildren

(via princesseuphemism)

inbox:

why does mcdonalds even need commercials

(via ipoog)

whorejuice:

sketchlynx:

mister-sunny:

people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.

people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man. 

people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited. 

I’d exploit him day and night if it meant a taste of that delicious zesty goodness.

(via darksstars)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

(via henryweeniechester)